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i can still feel so much pain ♪ ♪ like a knife that cuts you ♪ ♪ the wound heals but that scar that scar remains ♪ ♪ ♪ i know i could've saved a love that night if i'd known what to say ♪ ♪ instead of makin' love we both made our separate ways but now ♪ ♪ i hear you found somebody new and that i never meant that much to you ♪ ♪ to hear that tears me up inside
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and to see you cuts me like a knife ♪ ♪ every rose has its thorn just like every night has its dawn ♪ ♪ just like every cowboy sings his sad sad song ♪ ♪ every rose has its ♪ >> whoo! yes it does. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: bret michaels! >> thank you. >> jay: nice job, buddy. that was great, man. thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jay: hey, i want to thank my guests catherine zeta jones, louis zamperini and of course
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bret michaels. tomorrow night, tom cruise is coming up. and "jimmy fallon" happening right now! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, what's going on guys? welcome! wow. summer crowd. summer crowd in new york city, baby. right there! people having fun. thank you for coming tonight. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's some campaign news, you guys. mitt romney's nonstop secret service protection is apparently bothering the people who live near his beach house. romney had a lot of questions about the complaint, such as, "which beach house? [ laughter ] that one? they are always complaining, that one." i just saw that president obama is spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial hitting mitt romney's business record. though obama's made some bad business moves too, like spending $12 million for a one-minute commercial. what are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] what are you doing?
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is it cgi? is shrek coming out in this commercial? [ as shrek ] "don't vote for romney." [ laughter ] some more political news. former gop candidate rick santorum -- you guys remember him. he said he's going to make a big announcement tomorrow. yep. it will probably be something really huge like, "hello, shoppers, we got a two for one sale on tide in aisle five. you want to check that out. there's a five limit -- five tide limit." >> steve: woo! >> jimmy: i want to say happy 54th birthday to prince! [ cheers and applause ] prince! 54. or as he prefers to be called, the artist formerly known as 53. [ laughter ] hey guys, this isn't good, here. the dating website eharmony, anyone on that? [ scattered cheers ] [ laughter ] l it figures --
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"i am definitely on there." [ laughter ] well, sir, they just announced that 1.5 million profile passwords have been stolen. that's scary. i mean, can you imagine someone pretending to be the person you were pretending to be? [ laughter ] [ high pitched ] "i'm 105 pounds, i like to laugh." [ laughter ] you guys, this weekend is the 66th annual tony awards. [ cheers and applause ] or as it's more commonly known, "glee" for old people. [ laughter ] hey, here's some good economic news. yesterday, the dow gained almost 300 points to have its best day of the year. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] good for them. 300 points. which explains why today the heat tried to trade lebron for the dow. they just said -- they go, "i've had enough. i've had enough." you guys hear about this? the founder of "usa today" recently referred to donald trump as a clown.
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yeah. even clowns were like, "are you kidding? that guy's hair is ridiculous." [ laughter ] >> steve: give us a break. >> jimmy: here's some local news. new york is launching a $5 million campaign to replace the heart in the "i love new york" logo. yeah. $5 million to replace the heart, or as dick cheney calls that, a bargain. [ laughter ] [ as cheney ] "where's your -- who's doctor?" i don't do impressions of dick cheney. >> steve: that was a good cheney. i knew it was cheney. >> jimmy: that was very good, right? >> steve: yeah. i loved it. >> jimmy: [ as cheney ] "you just kind of talk like that." >> steve: cheney. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: you're welcome. >> jimmy: [ as cheney ] "i'm jack nicholson." >> steve: oh my god, jack nicholson. i thought it was christian slater. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, finally, i read that the first woman to receive silicone breast implants back in 1962 recently turned 80 years old. >> yeah! >> jimmy: watch it, eharmony. watch it, eharmony. you don't want that, eharmony. no. [ laughter ] by now her breast implants are
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down by her knee implants. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight! hey guys, quick reminder, our new comedy album "blow your pants off" comes out this tuesday! ♪ very excited about this. very excited. this is our first album. but it's like -- it's kind of like a greatest hits of what we've done on the show. all of the fun songs we've done on the show and then add a couple new songs. they're all comedy songs. but bruce springsteen is on here, justin timberlake is on here, dave matthews on here, eddie vedder on here -- >> steve: what? >> jimmy: paul mccartney is on here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: and they're all gonna be really pissed when they find out because we never bothered to ask them.
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but whatever. [ laughter ] too late now. >> steve: too late now, it's already out. >> jimmy: record comes out tuesday. and don't forget, tomorrow night i'll be performing a live concert on youtube presents. yeah. this is a thing youtube is doing. friday night, 8:00 p.m. eastern time. you go onto youtube presents -- youtube slash -- youtube.com/presents and then nothing. then you press enter. >> steve: press enter on your computer board. and then you're on the world wide weird. >> jimmy: yeah. and then it goes to this thing and -- live streaming from here at 8:00 p.m., i'll be here. and i'm going to just play some songs that i'm doing on the album, doing impressions of neil young or tebowie, or -- tebowie is tim tebow, and david bowie if they were one person. [ cheers ] do we have any tracks? can we play any tracks at all? does dave have any? can we play "history of rap" or anything? ♪ this is jesus christ to tim tebow please leave me alone ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "history of rap"?
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♪î said a hip hop a hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop a you don't stop ♪ ♪ the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie ♪ ♪ rock the rhythm of the boogie the beat ♪ that is me and justin timberlake doing "the history of rap." it's all on this record right here, you guys. pick it up tuesday. >> steve: tuesday! >> jimmy: i'm going for top 100. >> steve: top 100. >> jimmy: let's crack the top 100. >> steve: -- comedy. >> jimmy: that's all i want! i don't want number one. anyone can do that. >> steve: no, that's greedy. >> jimmy: i want -- that's greedy and i don't want greedy. i want fun. i want everyone to have a good time. so go wherever you can get the best deal for this record. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i don't care where you go. you can go to the 'zon. >> steve: go 'zon. >> jimmy: you go to walmart.com. >> steve: the mart. >> jimmy: you go to the n-mart. >> steve: the k-mart. >> jimmy: the w-mart, the k-mart. >> steve: the w-mart, the k-mart. >> jimmy: b.j.'s wholesale warehouse. sure. >> steve: strawberries. >> jimmy: strawberries. >> steve: peaches. >> jimmy: forever 21. >> steve: forever 21, wherever they got it. >> jimmy: whatever, you guys got it. >> steve: wherever you've got to go. victoria's secrets. >> jimmy: merry-go-round. >> steve: orange julius. >> jimmy: orange julius. aunt annie's pretzels or whatever her name is.
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steve: whatever it is. >> jimmy: go there and get the cd. >> steve: hickory farms! >> jimmy: hickory farms, what is the problem? [ cheers and applause ] get a sausage, get the record! >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i don't even want the record. just get me the sausage. >> steve: yeah, just give us sausage. >> jimmy: everyone go buy a sausage this weekend at hickory farms! ♪ i don't know what i'm talking about. hey, we got a big show tonight. he's one of our favorites. i'm going to say his name and this place is just going to explode. >> steve: one, two, three. >> jimmy: chris rock is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: people love the guy. he's unbelievable. she is the host of fox's "so you think you can dance," and "the choice," cat deeley is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] also here tonight, this guy is trying to make horseracing history by winning the triple crown at belmont this saturday, jockey mario gutierrez. [ cheers and applause ]
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mario gutierrez! if he wins this saturday, it's all over. he won the triple. [ galloping ] [ laughter ] look at this. look at this. >> steve: that's my horserace. >> jimmy: do it again. do it again, because they couldn't see you doing it. [ laughter ] all right now dave, on me. [ laughter ] why did i even trust you for two seconds? >> steve: 'cause you didn't see it coming. >> jimmy: i didn't see it coming. >> steve: he did. >> jimmy: the horse behind him did, yeah. [ laughter ] tonight, you guys, that's not all for our guests. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: tonight we have one of the hottest singers in the country and boy is she sweet and nice and cool. she's going to be singing "call me maybe." carly rae jepsen is on the show. ♪ call me maybe call me maybe call me maybe ♪
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>> steve: it is the song of the summer. ♪ call me maybe >> jimmy: she's the best. it's gonna happen tonight, on the show. [ cheers and applause ] hey guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so since it's almost summer and families are starting to go on vacation, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag, called "worst family trip." and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something funny or weird that happened on a family trip. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, in less than 10 minutes it was a worldwide trending topic, which is awesome. so, thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. so, now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "worst family trip" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @saltshaker693. [ light laughter ]
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that means there's 692 other saltshakers on twitter. he says, "family drives three hours to meet friends for a camping trip. when we get up there, dad realizes it's not till next week." [ laughter ] three-hour ride. >> steve: "come on, let's go." >> jimmy: "unload the -- ah, reload the tent." >> steve: "come on. put it back in." >> jimmy: this one's from @laz77. he says, my dad told us we were going to disneyland. i didn't realize until years later it was vegas. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, come on! >> jimmy: "it was the mickey mouse casino. put your money in that ride over there! put some quarters in it, whatever." >> steve: "hey look it's --" >> jimmy: "you just met goofy, you just met goofy. [ laughter ] you kids got to pay more attention. you just missed goofy, he's great." >> steve: "i'll tell you who's goofy, this guy over here." >> jimmy: this one's from @samuellpackston. [ laughter ] >> steve: is that samuel l. -- >> jimmy: no, packston. >> steve: oh, packston. >> jimmy: from samuel l. packston. he says, "went to the grand canyon.
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it's just a hole, son. weak sauce." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's him? he's saying that to you? >> jimmy: he went to the grand -- it's me. he's giving advice. >> steve: you went to the grand canyon? >> jimmy: he went to the grand canyon. he's telling me, it's just a hole, son. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then he says, "weak sauce." >> steve: all caps, "weak sauce." >> jimmy: probably an echo when he said it in the grand canyon. [ imitates echo ] "weak sauce -- weak sauce -- weak sauce --" >> steve: "it's just a hole!" because it's samuel l. paxton. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "it's just a mother f-in' hole!" [ laughter ] >> steve: "weak sauce!" >> jimmy: "weak mother f-in' sauce!" this is from @emtmarine. he says, "my mom got hit in the face by bird crap when she put her head out the window like the family dog." [ laughter ] >> steve: "this vacation is -- now i've got feces in my mouth." [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: this from @myherodocbrown. she says, "my family made me sleep in what they called 'the nest' -- blankets in a pile on the floor of a hotel room." [ laughter ] "billy, you're lucky. you get to sleep on -- uh, the nest." [ laughter ] >> steve: "it's adventure sleeping." >> jimmy: "put a bunch of clothes on the ground." this one's from @jlike, she says, "my sister was taking pictures with a stuffed beaver. my niece kept yelling, 'put your beaver in the alligator's mouth!'" [ laughter ] what does that have to do with a trip? >> steve: maybe things got weirder after that. >> jimmy: yeah. last one's from @chelseaghagen. she says, "dad threw up on the beach, buried it and said, 'this'll be fun for some kid to find.'" [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with
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chris rock. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] don't lose girls to dandruff. use axe anti-dandruff shampoo. ♪ lose the flakes. get the girls. only three girls in towels? amateur. yeah so uh, watch ted. ted rated r. is really my mother. they keep asking me if the dirty guy is really my son. huh -- what do you tell 'um? holy smokes, these viva towels really are tough, even when wet! [ mike ] for the record, that's my real father, cleaning up a real mess on a real grill. see? very impressive! you're a natural.
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oh that's much better... dad's got his tough mess, i've got mine. [ female announcer ] grab a roll and try it on your toughest mess. i think you got it. ♪ one light still shines ♪ when time rewinds ♪ one more dance with you ♪ and i know you have ♪ always been ♪ the only one ♪ yeah, the only one ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and grammy-award winning comedian and actor whose newest film is the animated "madagascar 3: europe's most wanted," which is out in 3d in theatres everywhere tomorrow. please welcome chris rock! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ rock it [ cheers and applause ] >> rock it. really? okay.
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>> jimmy: rock it. they didn't even get to the keyboard. >> they said the same thing. >> jimmy: they didn't get to the keyboard though. >> i mean, come on, man. give me the fearless four, "rockin' it." >> you want a redo? >> jimmy: yeah, redo that, redo that. >> give me -- yeah, yeah, "rockin' it." fearless four. all right, all right. let's do that. >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, he's in "madagascar 3." it's in 3-d everywhere tomorrow. please welcome chris rock! ♪ rockin' it yes, we are rockin' it we are rockin' it you should be rockin' it ♪ ♪ chris cold rockin' it roots, we are rockin' it rockin' it rockin' it ♪ ♪ we are rockin' it yes, we are rockin' it roots crew rockin' it chris be cold -- ♪ ♪ rock, rock [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's a little better. that makes more sense. >> now, that's hot. >> jimmy: that makes more sense. >> next time, "king of rock," all right? "king of rock"!
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>> jimmy: he's starting a fight. >> there is none higher. >> jimmy: chris rock, last time i saw you -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you were on broadway, i went to go see you. >> yes. >> jimmy: "the mother with the hat." >> "the mother with the hat," yes. >> jimmy: you were amazing, i got to tell you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you were so good in that play. congratulations. thank you. thank you. you were very dramatic. >> i'm a dramatic guy. >> jimmy: you were dramatic chris rock. >> i'm -- hey, man, i'm pookie. [ laughter ] okay? okay? i was in the ghetto classic "new jack city." don't ever forget that. >> jimmy: i know. i know. >> that is on my resume. >> jimmy: one rib. >> one rib, but you know. i am pookie. >> jimmy: you are pookie. >> people still offer me crack when i walk down the street. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good thing. that is better than bath salts, right? that's better than bath salts. >> oh man, bath salts. the economy is so bad people eatin' faces. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what is going on. [ laughter ] i've been hungry before, but damn. eating faces. >> jimmy: people eating faces. >> my god. he was a handsome man, but stop it.
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>> jimmy: you can't eat someone's face. >> you can't eat someone's face. >> jimmy: what do you think about the world going on now? you've got romney, you've got obama, they're going at it. >> what is going on? okay. i just heard this the other day. the mormons -- mitt romney's crew -- they believed black people were the devil till 1978. [ laughter ] i'm not making this up. this is right? right? right? see, we black people, we have to look this stuff up. [ laughter ] '78. >> jimmy: blackepedia, and then you find it out? >> yes, we go to blackepedia. >> jimmy: to tell you what's up. >> they tell you what the black policies of this religion. '78. that mean's jackson 5 -- devil. [ laughter ] temptations -- the devil. what changed them? what? bootsy collins got them? what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: george jefferson. >> the devil. >> jimmy: the devil. >> not even the boogie man. >> jimmy: the devil. that's off. that's crazy. did not know that. >> the devil. >> jimmy: but, i mean -- >> president. >> jimmy: yeah. >> of the united states. >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> okay. >> jimmy: it seems that obama -- he had it tough the past couple of -- >> but obama's good, man. the thing about obama you got to realize, man. first of all, the economy is getting better every month for like, almost two years. and everybody is complaining. it's not going fast enough. it's like -- like complaining that your team keeps winning by one. [ laughter ] "how we keep w we should score more." "no, we're winning, man. that's good." but when obama got elected, you got to understand the country was in a shamble. he had a clean-up job to do and an up something, to properly clean it, it gets dirtier before it gets clean. >> jimmy: yeah. okay. yeah. >> like, you come back to the hotel and the maids are -- fixing up your room and you get there too early. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> it looks horrible. >> jimmy: it looks like -- >> what the hell went on in here? was bobby brown in here? [ laughter ] what's going on?
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so he's doing a proper cleanup and things look a little messy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it looks like bobbi christina has been in there. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and they're cleaning it up. fixing it up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk about "madagascar 3," 3-d this weekend, it's awesome. you've got ben stiller, martin short is in this. all the cast. >> cedric the entertainer. >> jimmy: cedric the entertainer is back. >> yes. >> jimmy: i mean, this is all good. it's going to be killer, super fun. >> this the best movie of the summer, jimmy. >> jimmy: it is. >> there is not a better movie than this movie, jimmy. i don't care, if christian bale walks in here right now, i'll spit in his face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, christian bale. >> yeah. i don't care. that's how good my movie is. >> jimmy: that's how good it is, yeah. >> my movie is that hot. >> jimmy: i know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's already like going viral on the web. like, you did this song, "afro circus." >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and kids are freaking out over this. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i'm talking about? yeah. it's all over the web. people are going nuts for it.
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but it's like -- it's just -- i think you guys are just gelling now. so now it just flows and it's just like, you feel like, oh, yeah. i'm comfortable. >> we're like a hot band -- we're like the roots. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we're tight. >> jimmy: you're tight. >> we're tight. the roots are tight. roots can do any award show there is. the grammys, the emmys -- >> jimmy: country music awards. >> country. it don't matter. >> jimmy: they don't care. they're tight. >> they are tight. >> jimmy: yeah. that's what it is when you see "madagascar 3." you go -- >> i saw them at the book awards last month. [ laughter ] this is the book awards. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: -- but they were there, and they killed. yeah. i want to show everyone some of your work here. "madagascar 3: europe's most wanted," here's chris rock. >> monaco animal control, perfect case record. >> you're going the wrong way, marty. >> just call me marty-o andretti. >> no, you're suckio andretti. >> stop backseat driving. >> i'm passenger seat driving and i want the wheel. give me the wheel. >> it's not a wheel, it's my baby. >> your hooves aren't meant to be on a wheel. >> hey, hey, hey. it's too late for you to drive. >> don't look at me. don't look at me when we argue. look at the road.
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>> be cool. be cool. >> hi, officer. is there a problem? >> hi. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: in 3-d this weekend. check it out. "madagascar 3." when we come back, chris rock and i are going to play a game. come on. it'll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ of all the brands of cars being sold in america, one company goes further, ford. with plug-in hybrids projected to take you over 100 mpge, innovative ecoboost engines - combining power and efficiency, and technology that opens doors for you and practically parks itself, ford truly redefines how far a vehicle can go... so you can go further.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with the great chris rock and we are going to play a round of hallway golf. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the way we do it. >> tiger woods style. [ laughter ] look out, hoes! >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] unbelievable, man. he just won over the weekend. he's having a good weekend he's like, "now, chris rock had to say something." [ laughter ] here we go. i'm going to be down here. this is backstage. >> oh man, this is a lovely
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backstage you got here, jimmy fallon. [ laughs ] this is amazing, man. >> jimmy: this is amazing stuff, right? >> man, i had no backstage on my show, man. >> jimmy: it's just that one stage. >> just one stage. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: there was no back. >> no. >> jimmy: you can take whatever club you want. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, we're gonna start here in the hallway. >> okay, let's do it. >> jimmy: and we're gonna go around, then there's a dog leg left. you golf much? >> i'm not a big golfer. i do what most black people do. i play hockey, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next time, we'll do that. >> yeah, next time. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to start off here at this tee. there's a couple of sand traps there, and then there's our audience, back there. hey guys, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] and then we're going to hook it left and go back into those doorways. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you want to go first or do you want me to go first? >> you go first. >> jimmy: all right. >> white first, like chess, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: smoke before fire. [ laughs ] all right, here we go. i'm just gonna go from here. all right, ready?
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that's pretty good. >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: that's pretty good, right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good, right there. [ laughter ] -- at the wind. >> okay. >> jimmy: testing the wind. >> all righty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that counts as one. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: no it doesn't, no it doesn't. there you go. address the ball. >> ah! >> jimmy: this is going to be easy. this is going to be easy. no one's ever been in the sand trap. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah, except for -- yeah, i'm trying to think of who -- maybe chuck scarborough. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, here you go. >> i got to get out of the sand trap and get down there. >> jimmy: get over there somehow. whatever you got to do. [ laughter ] >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was pretty good, right there. you got it out of the sand trap. hey, you're getting a good roll, too. >> oh! >> jimmy: look at that! [ cheers and applause ] you can start to see our great audience right there. you can start to see them, right there. hey, guys. all right, chris. how far away should i go?
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yeah, i like that. >> oh, that's not bad. >> jimmy: yeah, that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's not bad, jimmy fallon. all right, jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> hey, that's pretty good, too. >> jimmy: oh -- oh! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: yeah, tiger woods is laughing now. [ laughter ] >> he's laughing with his bitch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can see where you're going. >> with two of them like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go, go, go. >> he's in bed with two -- >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. [ laughter ] come on, it is late at night. it's late at night. all right, good. there you go, there. [ cheers and applause ] hey, that's pretty good. hey, that's nice. all right, here we go.
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>> wow. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is going on, man? that's crazy. >> that is crazy. or as kanye would say -- as kanye would say -- "that [ bleep ] cray." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good, right there. i'm going to smack this guy in. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: this one's for "madagascar 3," movie of the summer. there you go right there, you guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] chris rock! "madagascar 3: europe's most wanted" is in 3-d in theatres everywhere tomorrow. we'll be right back with cat deeley. there she is, right now, in the bud light platinum suite.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: for the past eight seasons, our next guest has been the host of the hit show "so you think you can dance." her new show, "the choice," premieres tonight on fox. please welcome cat deeley!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i so want to put your curtain guy off 'cause he's like balanced precariously on this little tiny box and he's really concentrating. and i said, "oh, let me just tickle it." [ laughs ] >> jimmy: when the curtain wouldn't open, you'd fall through. >> i just wanted to tickle him. i said, "have you ever fallen?" he said, "once." i'm like, "this is the time. let's do it." >> jimmy: you can tickle the guy that opens the curtain, yeah. >> can i? >> jimmy: yeah. no, not now. later on. >> okay. >> jimmy: the whole audience can do that. we put him up -- [ laughter ] on their way out, everyone tickles the guy. i just want to say congratulations to you. you got two critics' choice nominations for "so you think you can dance." right there, cat deeley, award winner. ♪ but you're going to win, i mean -- >> i don't know. listen, it's so, so exciting, you know?
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it's the ninth season of the show. i never in my wildest dreams ever imagined since i came from london that we would be going for this long. and secondly, to get a nomination is amazing. >> what were you doing in london? >> well, recently i started off -- i was modeling when i was younger and then i got a job on mtv. so i sent a tape in to mtv that was like three minutes long, really badly edited on my mom and dad's camcorder. and i had to go back to my job and i kept going back and doing auditions and then that was it. but my mom and dad are very underwhelmed by the whole affair. i mean, that lovely musical interlude for the nominations was -- is the most i've ever got from anybody. >> jimmy: oh no, come on. we love you here. >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: we're giving you love. [ cheers and applause ] >> i promise. >> jimmy: we're giving you love. >> i promise you -- i was nominated for an emmy as well, and i was so excited. they ring you at 5:30 in the morning and it's super early. but it kind of sticks with london time 'cause they're eight hours different. i was waking up my mom and i was like, "mom, mom, mom, you're never going to be believe it,
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you're never going to believe it. i've been nominated for an emmy. it's so amazing." and she goes, "well, that won't do you any harm, will it?" [ laughter ] and that was it. that was all i got back. >> jimmy: british people are kind of like that, though. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're kind of like, "very good, good job." >> do you get to london very often? >> jimmy: i do. i go to london now and then. yes, i love it. >> what's your favorite thing to do there? >> jimmy: i go to the -- i got to the red phone booth. [ laughter ] >> and do what, exactly? [ laughter ] what do you do? >> jimmy: no, just make phone calls. that's all. [ laughter ] no, i love london. i go on the double decker buses. i go to see big ben. >> have you had a 99? >> jimmy: in one of the phone booths. [ laughter ] it got all over the press. no, what does that mean? >> a 99 -- it's one of those swirly ice creams with flakes. >> jimmy: with a flake in it. yes, of course i've had that. >> you have to have one of those. >> jimmy: you know, i made a mistake. i went on the london eye. >> yeah? >> jimmy: not a ride. >> it isn't. >> jimmy: not a ride. it's a sightseeing thing that moves two centimeters every half hour. >> yeah. >> and i was on with all these
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tourists and we were just sitting there. i'm like, "this is so boring." [ laughter ] and you can't get off. i thought it was going to be like -- [ hums "entry of the gladiators" ] [ laughter ] it's like -- [ hums slowly ] and i'm like, "oh, this is torture." i was up against the glass, "let me out of this giant ferris wheel thing." >> and when it's hot as well, it's like you cook in there, too. >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> literally you boil. >> jimmy: it was awful. but i do love london. i'm going out there for the olympics. >> are you? >> jimmy: oh, i love london. >> my boyfriend actually ran with the olympic torch today. literally. and apparently, you can actually -- if you run with the torch you can pay 250 quid -- pounds -- 250 quid and you can have the torch. so he's bringing it over to l.a. and we're going to light the barbecue with it. [ laughter ] it's a good idea, right? >> jimmy: that is the best idea. [ cheers and applause ] that is london and america perfectly done. perfectly done. >> isn't that amazing? >> jimmy: now, let's talk about "the choice." let's talk about "the choice," okay? >> yes. you've suddenly gone very serious and there's no need to be. >> jimmy: well, i talked to jan, your mom, and she said -- [ laughter ] -- make things serious, all right?
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i want to be excited. "the choice." >> no, but "the choice" is a silly, entertaining, fun, doesn't take yourself too seriously. it's just like a dating show but it's really fun. >> jimmy: but it's got celebrities. >> it is celebrities. we have the celebrities in the chairs. >> jimmy: how did you get these celebrities to agree to do this? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, you got some big names. >> well, we've got joe jonas, we've got taylor hicks, we've got pauly d, we've got carmen electra, we've got -- >> jimmy: jonas brothers, right there. joe jonas, waiting for a date right there, right. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's exactly the -- >> jimmy: pauly d. that's my man, pauly d. >> you know what he showed me? he showed me the fist pump. >> jimmy: oh no, you don't know how to fist pump? >> no, and also i can't even say it. it sounds ridiculous in an english accent. fist pump. can you show me how to fist pump, please. [ laughter ] that just sounds weird, doesn't it? >> jimmy: it's sounds cute coming from you. pauly d is awesome, and then you got -- >> carmen electra. >> jimmy: ooh, la, la, sassoon. >> and, you know what? she picked the guy and it was
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seriously thunderbolt sexy. i was like -- the chemistry was palpable. they were looking at each other -- i felt all green and prickly like a gooseberry. there was some serious skin and arm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you felt all green and prickly like a gooseberry. [ laughter ] we say that a lot over here. >> you don't do -- >> jimmy: yeah. no, not at all. we don't even know what gooseberries are. [ laughter ] i think it's something out of "harry potter." i have no idea. but -- >> what? >> jimmy: we do have a clip from -- >> oh, do you really? >> jimmy: one of the bachelors looking for love on "the choice." cat deeley, you guys. >> why should she pick you, guys? why should she pick you? >> i spin records on the weekends, so i'm as at least cool as pauly d. [ laughter ] i got an underground rap album, like rome, so i can do that, too. [ laughter ] and i can teach you how to ski. >> i'm the life of the party, i'm the dj, i control the show. and that's my way to your heart, through my music. >> pauly d, let me ask you, do you know her name? >> i'm sorry? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> he got you!
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>> jimmy: you guys, cat deeley. oh, we love her. [ cheers and applause ] "so you think you can dance" airs wednesday nights at 8:00 p.m. and "the choice" airs thursday nights at 9:00 p.m. on fox. mario gutierrez joins us next. come on back. ♪ man, i was double-teamed. with no one to pass it to. so i pulled up and hit the shot for the win. and you didn't see it. it's that data plan you're on. always stressing about overages. i get that. but seriously, you chose to download doodle jump instead of streaming my shot. doodle jump? man, that's messed up. [ male announcer ] switch to sprint. the only network with truly unlimited data. activating protection, bear! the more you move, the more it works! [ roars ] [ screaming ] new long lasting degree with motionsense
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest and his
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horse, i'll have another have taken the racing world by storm, putting together the thrilling victories at the kentucky derby and the preakness stakes. check out these two come-from-behind wins. >> i'll have another -- i'll have another has won the kentucky derby! here he comes! here's the wire! i'll have another! -- to win the preakness! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this saturday at the belmont stakes, he will attempt to win the first triple crown in 34 years and the whole world will be watching, right here on nbc, starting at 4:30 p.m. eastern time. please welcome the pride of el higo, mexico. here's mario gutierrez! ♪ if you wanna ride ♪ if you wanna ride ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: mario. >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on our show. i appreciate this. >> hey, thank you for the invite. >> jimmy: how exciting. are you kidding me? this is unbelievable. and you have a great story. how old were you when you first raced? >> i was 14 when i first raced a horse -- >> jimmy: 14-years-old? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you were in mexico? >> yeah, i was in mexico. >> jimmy: and then when did you get discovered? you had to move to canada or something, right? >> i moved to mexico city. there's a racetrack there and then a year after that, i -- i moved to vancouver, british columbia. >> jimmy: vancouver? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so this is a -- i like this. you were in vancouver and you were with -- you were hanging out with these two dudes, right? one's a trainer and one's a owner? >> owner and a trainer. >> jimmy: owner and a trainer, yeah. and they had a nickname for you. and what was that? >> around the track, they called "two and a half men" because the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you the half? you were the half, yeah. [ laughter ] "two and a half men."
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well, you first rode i'll have another -- this is back in february? >> back in february, yeah. >> jimmy: and do you just feel chemistry when you get on the horse and you just go like, "wait, we got something." did he look at you and you --? >> well yeah, compared to the other horses that i was racing with at that time. i mean, this horse can really move, right? so i was like, "oh my god, this is the one." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you -- like, do you feel a vibe when you -- i mean, they are powerful animals, those horses. but i mean, they look at you sometimes, right? and they just like -- they know what's going on. >> yeah, i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to win this one. and you go, "oh, my gosh. what, we are going to win?" do you talk to him? >> i talk to him, you know? i call him my boy or like when we're running, "come on, boy." >> jimmy: do you talk to him in english or spanish? >> no, in english. i don't think he can learn spanish. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the horse only knows english. well, you won the derby may 5th. this is cinco de mayo. >> i know. >> jimmy: that's independence day, yeah. [ laughter ]
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i mean, talk about an emotional ride right there. you were just so emotional, just crying and it was just a big deal for you. >> i know, it was a big deal. everything kind of hit me at once. 12 of years ago, i was in a little small town -- and all of a sudden -- i get embarrassed when i watch the replay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you got to change it. you've got to recreate history. yeah, go back and be like, "yeah, what?!" [ laughter ] but you have a funny story. you called your family and no one could talk to you because everyone was crying? >> yeah, everyone was crying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the love, right there. that's what i'm talking about. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: [ sobbing ] "put mom on the phone." and then mom was crying. "put dad on the phone." and he's crying. >> yeah -- "come on, guys, it's cool." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll call you later, right? i'll call you guys later, yeah, and figure it out. it's this saturday. are you doing anything else to prepare? anything different?
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>> no, i try to do the same, you know? whatever that is, you know. right here, right now, we don't have to change anything, you know. the horse is doing his usual -- i'm doing my usual and i'm just excited for saturday. >> jimmy: i mean, we are so excited for saturday. your family is rooting for you. we are all rooting for you. win this thing, will you? 34 years. [ cheers and applause ] come on, buddy. you can do it, pal. mario gutierrez and i'll have another in the belmont stakes. 4:30 p.m. eastern this saturday, on nbc. carly rae jepsen performs next. see you after the break, you guys! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has the number one song on itunes right now. it's one of the biggest hits of the year so far. she's making her "late night" tv debut with us tonight to perform "call me maybe," please welcome carly rae jepsen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i threw a wish in the well don't ask me, i'll never tell i looked to you as it fell and now you're in my way ♪ ♪ i trade my soul for a wish pennies and dimes for a kiss i wasn't looking for this but now you're in my way ♪ ♪ your stare was holdin' ripped jeans skin was showin' hot night ♪ ♪ wind was blowin where you think you're going, baby hey, i just met you ♪ ♪ and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe it's hard to look right ♪ ♪ at you baby
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but here's my number so call me maybe hey, i just met you ♪ ♪ and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe and all the other boys ♪ ♪ try to chase me but here's my number so call me maybe you took your time ♪ ♪ with the call i took no time with the fall you gave me nothing at all but still you're in my way ♪ ♪ i beg and borrow and steal have foresight and it's real i didn't know i would feel it ♪ ♪ but it's in my way your stare was holdin' ripped jeans skin was showin' hot night ♪ ♪ wind was blowin' where you think you're going, baby hey i just met you ♪ ♪ and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe it's hard to look right ♪ ♪ at you baby but here's my number
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so call me maybe hey, i just met you ♪ ♪ and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe and all the other boys ♪ ♪ try to chase me but here's my number so call me maybe ♪ ♪ before you came into my life ♪ ♪ i missed you so bad i missed you so bad i missed you so, so bad before you came ♪ ♪ into my life i missed you so bad and you should know that i missed you so, so bad ♪ ♪ bad, bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ it's hard to look right at you baby but here's my number so call me, maybe ♪ ♪ hey, i just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe ♪

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